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NEWPORT · 02-03-2006, 08:36 PM

If I am Lieing, I am DIEING

I am in the LAX Las Angeles Airport this morning at 6:30am Pacific Time heading home to Boston. National meeting.

I went and saw Collective Soul last night at this place called the Roxy, so to say the least I got about a two hour nap before I took a car to the Airport

So I am sitting on this marble ledge in the American Terminal, and who walks by is Tommy Lasorda

So I was like " I have to go shake his hand. He walks into this Hudson News Stand. SO I say to myself, he must be getting himself a paper, and that would be a good time to go in and just shake his hand

Now he is wearing a Red Sweater sleaveless with a white Oxford, and I being hung over, I am dressed ok, but I have my Redsox (red) hat on. SO I am already thinking, I will play off his red sweater, and Say

"Hey Tommy it looks like you are coming our way, nice sweater!!!"

So as I walk in the HUdson News Stand, he had me beat by about 40 seconds,

Tommy is picking out his "porn magazine selection" SO I say to myself, Do not go up and say anything when the man is checking out Porn, which was hilarious in itself"

SO I walk by him, and kind of waited for him to move on, and he does, but in the time he is moving on, he folds the porn mag up in a roll, as to I guess be descreet

Now I have my chance, I go up and said my shpeal....and he liked it, and laughed, because the first thing he saw when he looked at me was my Red Hat........

DO you believe right after we shook hands, Tommy walked right out the HUDSON News door with his porn mag rolled up, and just swiped the mag, and just walked down the corridor

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lasorda swiping porn at the Hudson LAX at 6"30 in the am. He ws heading to Vegas....His gate was next to mine

FUNNY STORY!!!!

stolidog · 02-03-2006, 08:41 PM

And you SHOOK his hand? Better hope that was his 1st porn of the day.

It would have been better if the celeb in question was former TSU coach Terry Truax !!

Newport will unfortunately get it !!

Insiders · 02-03-2006, 08:43 PM

ROFLMAO ! Bout right that cheapskate! If they had of nailed him, he would have said well this NUT was trying to talk to me and i just forgot!

NEWPORT · 02-03-2006, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stolidog88

And you SHOOK his hand? Better hope that was his 1st porn of the day.

GOOD one Buck!!! Yea, I think he was just getting started!!!

Hey by the way do you remember a guy named Chad Killion (spelling) for Maryland, he was supposedly the bomb at FB, but major injury killed his career

I interviewed his Brother yesterday, and I figured my Maryalnd contigent must have know this guy

stolidog · 02-03-2006, 08:46 PM

AP

No - don't remember Killian.

But tons of Stoli have made my memory pretty bad. Now if you were talking Chuck Lightning, Mike 'non scorin' Moran or Dan Ricker 'on the carry', I'd be OK....

NEWPORT · 02-03-2006, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stolidog88

AP

No - don't remember Killian.

But tons of Stoli have made my memory pretty bad. Now if you were talking Chuck Lightning, Mike 'non scorin' Moran or Dan Ricker 'on the carry', I'd be OK....

I tell you speaking of Stoli....still one of the few that never hurts me the next day..with tonic and the lemmon....Kettel one the other one

stolidog · 02-03-2006, 09:04 PM

Newport - I am about half way through a bottle of Stoli Oranj as we speak. And I agree Stoli and Ketel One are generally headache free. Unless of course you drink wayyyy tooo much.

I'll bet Tommy Lasorda is currently enjoying a martini with his new issue of Swank.

Journeyman · 02-03-2006, 09:13 PM

LMAO, do you think he did it on purpose?

classic story.

mrhognuts · 02-03-2006, 09:55 PM

great story,thanks

chips2424 · 02-03-2006, 09:58 PM

NEWPORT · 02-04-2006, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Journeyman

LMAO, do you think he did it on purpose?

classic story.

MOST DEFINITELY!!!! LIKE HE HAD DONE IT ABOUT 1000 TIMES

Journeyman · 02-04-2006, 08:45 PM

Dante · 02-04-2006, 08:45 PM

you caught him at a good time Newport....im sure he was probably on his way to Rub one off before the flight left

Journeyman · 02-04-2006, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante

you caught him at a good time Newport....im sure he was probably on his way to Rub one off before the flight left

Did he say he shook his hand?

Bennyshoe · 02-05-2006, 12:17 AM

Great story Newport! Very funny

NEWPORT · 02-05-2006, 12:32 AM

I DID SHAKE HIS HAND BUT

but he shook mine as WELL!!!!

LOL!!!

I think what is most funny about it, is that he actually did not look at that moment as the Hall of Fame Manager and Famous dodger legend, he looked like an old man needing a porn magazine

God Bless Him.......Not his fault he has a dick!!!!! Next time Tommy do not wear a Bright red sweater....Probably would have never noticed him without it

spreadbeater · 02-05-2006, 02:17 PM

NEWPORT,

This is classic material!

Sugarbear · 02-05-2006, 02:46 PM

Which mag was it? No lap dance with that shake? LOL.

NEWPORT · 02-05-2006, 03:01 PM

I believe it was Club or Swank......But I guess what we really need to deduce from this is that Tommy has not gotten up to speed with Internet technology......Much easier Tommy on the net, then trying to hold a mag at the same time

02-03-2006, 08:36 PM	#1
NEWPORT RX Wizard Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: New England Posts: 8,154	MUST READ STORY.....HILARIOUS FROM your Buddy Newport If I am Lieing, I am DIEING I am in the LAX Las Angeles Airport this morning at 6:30am Pacific Time heading home to Boston. National meeting. I went and saw Collective Soul last night at this place called the Roxy, so to say the least I got about a two hour nap before I took a car to the Airport So I am sitting on this marble ledge in the American Terminal, and who walks by is Tommy Lasorda So I was like " I have to go shake his hand. He walks into this Hudson News Stand. SO I say to myself, he must be getting himself a paper, and that would be a good time to go in and just shake his hand Now he is wearing a Red Sweater sleaveless with a white Oxford, and I being hung over, I am dressed ok, but I have my Redsox (red) hat on. SO I am already thinking, I will play off his red sweater, and Say "Hey Tommy it looks like you are coming our way, nice sweater!!!" So as I walk in the HUdson News Stand, he had me beat by about 40 seconds, Tommy is picking out his "porn magazine selection" SO I say to myself, Do not go up and say anything when the man is checking out Porn, which was hilarious in itself" SO I walk by him, and kind of waited for him to move on, and he does, but in the time he is moving on, he folds the porn mag up in a roll, as to I guess be descreet Now I have my chance, I go up and said my shpeal....and he liked it, and laughed, because the first thing he saw when he looked at me was my Red Hat........ DO you believe right after we shook hands, Tommy walked right out the HUDSON News door with his porn mag rolled up, and just swiped the mag, and just walked down the corridor HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lasorda swiping porn at the Hudson LAX at 6"30 in the am. He ws heading to Vegas....His gate was next to mine FUNNY STORY!!!!

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02-03-2006, 08:41 PM	#2
stolidog RX Senior Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Isle of Stoli Posts: 1,596	And you SHOOK his hand? Better hope that was his 1st porn of the day. It would have been better if the celeb in question was former TSU coach Terry Truax !! Newport will unfortunately get it !!

02-03-2006, 08:43 PM	#3
Insiders RX Wizard Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Phoenix Posts: 6,543	ROFLMAO ! Bout right that cheapskate! If they had of nailed him, he would have said well this NUT was trying to talk to me and i just forgot!

02-03-2006, 08:46 PM	#5
stolidog RX Senior Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Isle of Stoli Posts: 1,596	AP No - don't remember Killian. But tons of Stoli have made my memory pretty bad. Now if you were talking Chuck Lightning, Mike 'non scorin' Moran or Dan Ricker 'on the carry', I'd be OK....

02-03-2006, 09:04 PM	#7
stolidog RX Senior Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Isle of Stoli Posts: 1,596	Newport - I am about half way through a bottle of Stoli Oranj as we speak. And I agree Stoli and Ketel One are generally headache free. Unless of course you drink wayyyy tooo much. I'll bet Tommy Lasorda is currently enjoying a martini with his new issue of Swank.

02-03-2006, 09:13 PM	#8
Journeyman Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 80,148	LMAO, do you think he did it on purpose? classic story.

02-03-2006, 09:55 PM	#9
mrhognuts RX Senior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: berea Posts: 1,687	great story,thanks

02-03-2006, 09:58 PM	#10
chips2424 RX Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Tracy,Calif Posts: 440

02-04-2006, 08:45 PM	#12
Journeyman Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 80,148

02-04-2006, 08:45 PM	#13
Dante RX US Airforce Veteran Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do" ..Confucius Posts: 63,290	you caught him at a good time Newport....im sure he was probably on his way to Rub one off before the flight left

02-05-2006, 12:17 AM	#15
Bennyshoe RX SemiGod Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 13,413	Great story Newport! Very funny

02-05-2006, 12:32 AM	#16
NEWPORT RX Wizard Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: New England Posts: 8,154	I DID SHAKE HIS HAND BUT but he shook mine as WELL!!!! LOL!!! I think what is most funny about it, is that he actually did not look at that moment as the Hall of Fame Manager and Famous dodger legend, he looked like an old man needing a porn magazine God Bless Him.......Not his fault he has a dick!!!!! Next time Tommy do not wear a Bright red sweater....Probably would have never noticed him without it

02-05-2006, 02:17 PM	#17
spreadbeater NBA and Miami Heat Guru Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 8,529	NEWPORT, This is classic material!

02-05-2006, 02:46 PM	#18
Sugarbear RX Senior Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: LasVegas Posts: 2,103	Which mag was it? No lap dance with that shake? LOL.

02-05-2006, 03:01 PM	#19
NEWPORT RX Wizard Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: New England Posts: 8,154	I believe it was Club or Swank......But I guess what we really need to deduce from this is that Tommy has not gotten up to speed with Internet technology......Much easier Tommy on the net, then trying to hold a mag at the same time